anime nerd

My ex boyfriend was an anime nerd. I fucking hate these people! They are obsessed with anime, and all they talk about is anime. They remind you of 12 year olds and if you date them you feel like a pedophile! Their IQ's are often average or below average, but they have this idea that they are superior to everyone else in every way, but they are completely pathetic! They usually have messy hair, try to look cool by wearing punk style hoodies, or they will listen to angry music if they don't listen to techno to try to be cool. A lot of times they will have terrible achne! For all those who enjoy The Simpsons anime nerds are a mix between Professor Frink and Comic Book Guy!

Tom Cruise: So are you excited to go to the Korn Concert? I'm suprised! It doesn't seem like your style!
Anime Nerd: Oh yeah! It's like when Pikachu...(blah blah blah blah blah).
Tom Cruise: (Sigh) Oh boy!

by HatesAnimeNerds April 1, 2008

nerbal vasties

a horrible, life threatening disease, most often found on the genitalia of a hobagish -type girl. can be contracted through any means of cunt-tact. More often than not it is contracted by males during there teen years, which is always a time of turbulence and masturbation. This menacing mischief maker is very cunt-tagious. Otherwise known as The Nerb.

Man, after bustin' uglies with that hobag, I caught a mean case of The Nerb.

by Concerned Parent December 26, 2004

Nerd

Nerd: (n)

1. An insult used to imply that someone is weak, unsociable, or weird

2. A person who spends chunks of their lives playing WOW or Halo

3. Someone who is very intelligent and is envied by his/her peers because of his/her superior grades

4. A delicious and crunchy candy that comes in a cute little box

Wimp: *struggling to lift 40 lbs.*
Jock: "Wow what a nerd"

Nerd: "ZOMG, i ttly pwnd ths kid on WOW last nite"
Normal Person: "Why are you talking like that? Nerd."

Smart Person: "Yay! I just got a 99 on my calculus test!"
Jealous Weenie: "Because you're a nerd!" *fist bumbs other jealous weenie*

Lucky Kid: "I have nerds, does anyone want some?"
Everybody: "ME!!!"

by vball1346 May 24, 2010

net nerd

any opinionated smart ass who thinks because he has the power of anonymity he can flaunt his opinions without reprocucions

I think you should know a few of these people.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

nerd callous

The tough skin that commonly develops on the thumbs of videogamers, as a result of overuse of analog sticks.

Me: "Man, I spent the last 18 hours playing KOTOR 2, and now I've got wicked bad nerd callous..."

by Dahrkthorne May 21, 2006

Nerd

The people who get teased and run out of parties in grade school. Eventually they grow up and settle for running the world.

"Nerds" are disproportionately successful and include: Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, Jamie Dimon, Bill Clinton, and even Ron Artest among others.

by Role_Reversal_101 May 17, 2009

Nerd Battle

Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.

Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.

Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.

Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.

Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...

*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation

by Semi-nerd January 12, 2011