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minnesota mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass
I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!
by reidtard December 14, 2010
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goron ain't no moron

/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged
4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
by agglerahhh January 17, 2011
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moronacy

Little men with big egos (and small penises), driving sports cars recklessly on motorways (undertaking, driving across all three lanes in succession, bumperkissing etc)
Idiot in BMW on M25,up everyones butt, undertaking when can't pass normally and then driving across all three lanes, cutting up other vehicles, using complete moronacy while driving.
by chidog June 17, 2008
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Mormon

A person who used to be a member of LDS, but is now an Atheist who likes sherbet in sprite.
I WAS in the LDS, but now I'm a MORMON!
by prettynpunkk December 8, 2018
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Stupid moronic fuck

You're a stupid moronic fuck, thought you would like to know.
by Wowbagx March 13, 2019
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moron

Someone who is acting like a comeplete idioit or is a compltete idiot and seems to have 0 brainpower.
An exsample of a moron is George W. Bush
by mike!@ December 24, 2007
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mormon standard time

Strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children
Dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. No way he's coming out tonight. He's on that Mormon standard time bro.
by romagic2k17 March 4, 2017
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