Coochie Monster

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis

Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!

by VomitCock May 27, 2017

Malignant Monster

A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc

"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"

by BorrisDancer November 4, 2008

Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 4, 2018

Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.

Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.

by Dave720 May 13, 2016

Cookie Monster

To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies

Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"

I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.

I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy

by CoolMude June 15, 2017

Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011

Tar Monster

When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.

Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!

by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010