Skip to main content

Marek Martin

While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.
"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863
by Marek Martin April 14, 2022
mugGet the Marek Martin mug.

Georgia Louise martin

Georgia Louise Martin is usually called G. She is absolutely stunning but people often overlook how pretty she is because her friends are hotter. She has an amazing body and an amazing personality. She is kind and funny and smart and she always has a smile plastered on her face. She is good at literally every sport and succeeds in every subject at school. She is going to do amazing things one day. However Georgia Louise martin’s seem to always have a lot of things going on at home that you don’t know about. If you see her down. Approach her and give her a hug. That’s all she needs. Keep her in your life and hold her as close as you can because trust me you are lucky to have her.
She is very talented. She must be a Georgia Louise Martin
by Namedefiner1234321 May 25, 2018
mugGet the Georgia Louise martin mug.

Grace Martin

A little punk ass blonde bitch who will take time out of her meaningless life to make your life a hell, but ultimately not succeed because she is a little pussy who is flat as a sheet of paper and is just as white as one.
Starbucks addict
Little bitch
Grace: "Hey *you*"
You: "What do you want, oh wait... Fuck you Grace Martin"
by FuckYouItsBigD November 17, 2019
mugGet the Grace Martin mug.

Martin

also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
mugGet the Martin mug.

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
mugGet the Martin Johannes mug.

Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet
Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting
by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016
mugGet the Dante Martin mug.

Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
mugGet the Martinitis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email