Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD

"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023

claw machine addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

by G dogo April 3, 2022

Woo Woo machine

Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves

You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?

by Shubbir October 9, 2023

Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.

Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.

My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"

by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018