Moose Tail

A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.
by Madycakes April 24, 2024
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Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.
“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”
by 666harrystyles420 September 08, 2022
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moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple February 01, 2014
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Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.
Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
by Mr. Xerox August 04, 2009
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moose basing

We are moose basing. - H
by TaskManager January 03, 2025
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says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."
by HeyThereBrownEyes February 16, 2012
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