a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness June 30, 2022
Get the fartness locknessmug. 
by Screemz March 27, 2024
Get the Locking offmug. by GroovySpank February 27, 2024
Get the Lock it inmug. Refers to an unfortunate situation where someone who had begun exhibiting undesirable behavior that others had initially assumed was his "just going through a phase" actually does **not** eventually "taper off", but continues to display said distressing attitude/actions.
My teenage son started being really rude and mouthy at age 12, and our pediatrician had assured me that it was "merely a stage he was going through", and that "he'd outgrow it eventually". Well, that was over six years ago, and if anything the boy's behavior is even more sulkily-resentful and anti-social than ever --- looks like a phase-locked loop to me!
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the phase-locked loopmug. It's a lock for your cock.
It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"
Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"
Greg: "No, but I'll try it"
1 Day Later
Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"
Greg: "No, but I'll try it"
1 Day Later
Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
by Komoris April 21, 2021
Get the Cock Lockmug. when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024
Get the when you gotta lock inmug.