glam lesbian

Glam lesbians are gay females who show up in videos wearing excessive makeup and jewelry and make you think all lesbians are as hot as Jennifer Anniston. They are distant cousins of the thespian lespian.

Carl "Man I can't believe chicks this hot are lesbians!"
Mike "Meh, they're just glam lesbians".

by Dr. Kelso January 25, 2009

Bi Lesbian

An oxymoronic label some people are insistent on using that invalidates both the bisexual and lesbian communities. If someone experiences any sort of attraction to men they are NOT a lesbian. If someone is bisexual with a preference for women they are a bisexual with a preference. Stop being afraid of calling yourself bisexual and insisting on clinging to labels that don't apply to you.

Girl 1: Yeah, I'm a bi lesbian! I'm romantically attracted to women and sexually attracted to men and women!
Girl 2: Girlie please be fr, you can't be calling yourself a lesbian if you're attracted to men in any way...

by app1ejelly January 28, 2023

slay a lesbian

when you fuck a lesbian then she turns straight.

Brian: what are you doing this weekend???

Will: I was planning on going to a party to slay a lesbian. Shes really hot. <@;-)~

by lesbian slayer December 24, 2007

Lesbian Sex

Basically, all the things that guys CAN do but choose not to.

My friend asked how lesbian sex worked, and I told her it's all the things guys can do but chose not to.

by CaittiGirl January 2, 2021

proto-lesbian

A woman who has deliberately chosen to begin hating their male counterpart.

After a period of abuse (from a select few male members out of the entire human population), she has discovered the fundamental principle of "evil" by which all male members of the human population are governed, and thereunto rendered herself a "proto-lesbian."

by thismus March 17, 2009

Sister Lesbians

Two women who are either lesbians, or sisters, or both. It is often times difficult to determine which.

- Yo, why are those two girls holding hands on a cruise together?

- Dude, they're sister lesbians!

by Ndubya March 23, 2010

Bisexual Lesbian

Bisexual Lesbian is a false and ignorant term that some uneducated lesbophobes came up with to further invalidate lesbians while being low-key biphobic at the same time. It apparently means that "lesbians can be interested in men" which is COMPLETELY against what lesbianism actually means.

1. Some stupid lady told me I can be lesbian and date men which will make me a bisexual lesbian even though that doesn't make any fucking sense!
2. A Bisexual lesbian doesn't exist as lesbians are non-men individuals who are attracted to other non-men individuals, excluding ALL and EVERY MAN.

by Witchy Potato May 23, 2021