shit load

Approaching, or in excess of 500. (For gross excess of 500 see: Mega shit load or fuck load.)

In response to seeing a quantity of wads equal to 500: "WOW! That's a shit load of wads."

by Demiter March 13, 2007

Lock And Load

Lock And Load originated in the Vietnam era. It is in reference to the M-16 rifle, Lock And load: the act of using the charging handle locking the bolt carrier in the open chamber position and loading the magazine into the magazine well.

The LZ is going to be hot, Lock And Load.

by Jimj208 September 18, 2019

Muzzle Loader

The act of using your erect penis to stuff your friends nuts into a bitch's mouth.

"Me and my bro gave some bitch the muzzle loader last night! She was gagging on his balls AND my dick!"

by G00N3Z January 21, 2012

Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

load master

AWhan a guy can blow load after load and

Vicky's man David is a freak of nature, he's a real load master

by Double DD January 26, 2008

loading

Putting lubricant in the tip of a condom to increase the sensation during fucking.

If you're having safe sex and want it to feel better then you can't beat loading.

by Kinkystudent July 27, 2005

Lock and Load

To adjust a woman's boobs into a high and central location on the chest and hold with a garment such as a vest or short jacket.

"Lock and load 'em girl!" or "Now the girls look 'locked and loaded' honey!"

by DucRider November 19, 2007