Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

bumper licker

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper

Licking ass
Parking too close

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper!!’

by anonymous March 10, 2023

sticker lickers

Public school teachers who reward kids by giving them stickers for everything they do...no matter what grade level they teach.

I had to go to an all day meeting with a room filled with sticker lickers.

by John Peskey November 11, 2006

Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.

Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.

by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

bone yodeler bone yodeller suck-n-speak Dick Licker cum guzzler twinkie sucker wood muncher

by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015

Licker

A person who has quit their job to unsuccessfully trade crypto meme coins full-time. Generally viewed as a bottom of the barrel crypto degenerate.

A crypto MoonBoy without dignity.

"Omg all he does is sit on his phone all day trading crypto shitcoins"

- "Yeah he's a real Licker"

by Thor's Hammered August 22, 2024

Stone licker

A derogatory term for a Muslim (since Muhammad licked the black stone)

Erub Muhammad that fuckin stone licker

by Bigpeen nino March 21, 2024