Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.

"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."

by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015

Fresh kills

Nothing there is fresh or dead, it just smells rotten and dead.

Hold your nose til we get to the other side of Staten Island, the wind is a blowin today. Who the hell wants to play golf by Fresh Kills for several hours?

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016

Kill Whore

A term used to describe someone who goes out of there way to get a kill. There actions usually result in death.

Nolan is such a kill whore.

by Bigounce May 24, 2017

scrape kill

When someone comes and kills you when you are near death-generally used in video games EG Fortnite when noobs come and kill you after a fat scrap.

That boi just scrape killed me

by Fortnite boi February 19, 2018

Kill the song

Playing the same song on repeat over and over until your friends hate it for the rest of their lives

He would suddenly take interest in an old song we all loved years ago, but proceed to just kill the song for the rest of us, playing it over and over to learn the lyrics, and then some because he’s just a psycho like that. I loved that song, I never want to hear it again.

by Dan.Solo.Chicago December 3, 2022

You're A kill

You're a funny person.

Lol, you're a kill.

by 2bfrank June 26, 2018

Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.

Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!

by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022