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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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Low-key

Don’t want anyone to know period
I low-key just left it over there
by Itsthenelzforme November 8, 2020
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Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.
Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch
by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020
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bro-key

When you say a gay joke and its actually pretty nice.
Yo bro-key, James Charles is hot.
by MJxAugust May 10, 2020
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Key

a lump of any powdered drug (eg ketamine, cocaine, heroin)
Hey bro do you want a key?”
“if you’re offering
by anonymous7592333 July 7, 2020
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slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time
Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now
by Snaplatts August 11, 2020
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