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Kelly

Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.
by Dubistsupaaaa March 15, 2022
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Pulling an R. Kelly

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Kelly

Kelly is a shy , quiet ,smart , pretty , nice , hardworking girl.
The teacher: Kelly can you please read the sentence please?
Kelly: *silent*
by Yolieeeeeeee <3 February 8, 2022
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Kelly

Kelly just discovered boba tea. She won't stop telling people how "cultured" she is. She's not racist. She has a black friend of a friend's cousin.
Q: Which Kelly?

A: The one in the Patagonia jacket who only dates white guys.
Q: Which Kelly?
by Anonymouskelly February 12, 2022
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Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.
by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022
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Kelly Cartwright

A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him
by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022
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Marlie Kelly

Kind very funny…. Boys always like her but never make a move, so she’s always single.. her life is very fun and exciting . Usually marlie keeps her grades good and is very kind and loving to those who are good to her. She is a bitch if you talk about her. Don’t embarrass her or she’ll body slam you!!
Yoooo look at that fine girl over there… “that’s marlie Kelly”- jamarcus
by Hot moms😍😍 April 20, 2022
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