Joey

Chubby rat pack who’s diet consists of dried pig skin and ketchup . If you ever come across a “Joey “ they are most likely a rapist or a sexual predator .

Stay away from him bro he’s such a Joey

by Lambcurryforeskinmuncher69 May 6, 2020

joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

Joey

Joey is a girl who hasn't seen anyone mention girls named Joey on urban dictionary

Joey is a very sweet person

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey

A Joey is someone who is super cool. They're perfect in all that they do in others eyes.

Joey is super cool all the time. I wish I could be more like Joey.

by tbvenessa April 15, 2024

Joey

Joey’s the type of boy or man that will tie your shoes for you so you don’t have to bend down. He’ll open doors for you and say the corniest things. Joey will buy you flowers and your favorite candies because he knows you love them. Whether he goes by Joe, Joey or Joseph, he’s still most definitely going to be so sweet. He has the stupidest sense of humor, like laughing at a wall. Joey is the guy that your grandma calls a cutie. Ladies and men, keep your Joey, he’s completely worth it.

“Joey’s the type of boy you could bear hug!” —My grandma

by beezie<3 May 4, 2022