Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

jason isaiah

The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p

Ex. My names jason Isaiah and I'm the shit baby with a capital badass

by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018

Jason

people like him, for some reason.

golly gee, I sure do like that Jason.

by sadboi669 February 28, 2022

Jason

A straight up snitch

Don't be a jason

by Doodlebopabdebop January 23, 2022

Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.

Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.

by RUHdog July 9, 2021

Jason

A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.

Jason's there! I'm not going.

by tally69 November 14, 2022