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Jessica

Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!

And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Person 1: Hi! I am Jessica!
Person 2: Yeah I knew that the minute I saw ur fat ass.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
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the most perfect, prettiest girl, she stuns everyone who looks at her beauty, and mesmerized everyone who gazed at her. shes born to live her best life
have you seen jessica? you haven't? well then you're never gonna die happily because that girl is one in a million universes
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Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
Gosh she eats so much she is starting to look like Jessica
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Jessica’s tic-tac-toe game at IHOP was extraordinarily unfathomable 🤓
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Jessica tic-tac-toe game at IHOP was unfathomable in nature.
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Jessica tic-tac-toe game at IHOP was unfathomable in nature.
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Axel’s band “Jessica’s fathom” was destined for stardom.
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