When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!
Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 24, 2022
going on the same same sites and checking the same stuff on the internet everyday in a near exact order e.g. check your emials cheack the scores check your facebook have a look for some bargins chat with some buddies then log off
by samsimonB January 14, 2009
"Fauna became an internet vagabond two years ago when she bought a Mac, and flew to Vietnam. She has a YouTube channel about rare snails, and her grandmother is her biggest fan."
by HeartOfZeus January 25, 2018
Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.
*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
by Lil’ O’G’ September 08, 2021
An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
by JimsPseudonym August 27, 2009
Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019
Ah fuck i have morning internet
by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018