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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
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A game were you explore the world in survival or build what ever comes out of your mind in creative! It is a very exciting game! It is on PC, Mobile, Xbox, Play Station and more. You can play on servers or on your own! Big youtubers play it such as DanTDM and Stampy.
I played Minecraft yesterday!
by PobloxSucks November 3, 2018
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Do you want to play Minecraft?
Nah man, that shit super gay.
by Yabigassgirl November 17, 2019
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i like minecraft
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Person 1:"Minecraft."
Person 2:"Oh the silly block game?"
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Minecraft is better than fortnite
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