Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 16, 2023

im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird

John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”

by JDsmithster June 12, 2024

im clever

you most certinally are.

1: im clever!
2:ok...

by just dont ask i dont like talk May 06, 2020

LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE

i am in your closet. there is no where to run.

Random noise: "LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE!!!"
John: *grabs SMG*

by marcothemonkey68421 September 18, 2024

im rabid

It is what people say when they want people to stay back. In other words, when an animal is rabid people try to stay away. It is usually used in a joking manner but can be said seriously too. It is similar to saying i’m crazy, don’t come closer.

kim: hey nick do you want to hang out
nick: stay back kim im rabid.

by antipositive February 27, 2021

Im not comfortable

If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless

(You) “Hey I like you wanna date?”
(Crush) “Im not comfortable”

by 𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 October 07, 2022