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I am that guy from earlier

It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.
Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.
Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020
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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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