When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
Get the hipster golfingmug. The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
Get the idiot hipstermug. 
Get the Broken Hipstermug. Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021
Get the Covid Hipstermug. That person who's always lingering in the backround at fun events grumbling about how mainstream something has gotten instead of just enjoying themselves.
by Mo Mouse January 17, 2019
Get the The Lurking Hipstermug. A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.
Is usually male.
Is usually male.
"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."
Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster
Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster
by Krallgren April 30, 2017
Get the Hamburger Hipstermug. When Hipsters order a drink at the bar. The Hipster Bomb consists of 1.5 Ounces of Espresso, Chilled. The Espresso is then steeped into a .5 pint glass, frosted. Of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Hipster Bomb is not the issue here. They're gonna kill that poor woman!
by Cincy Fixed Gear Bike Rider April 9, 2013
Get the Hipster Bombmug.