dirty haeden

When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it

me and jack did dirty haeden last night

by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024

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Trans Hayden

a trans joke on a guy that puller his pee pee out in a public school

I Saw A Trans Hayden

by The Guy Behind The Chair March 18, 2024

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dirty haeden

when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis

My older brother is in jail for a dirty haeden

by Jesus Harold Christ April 5, 2024

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Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

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James Harden

The greatest shooting guard without a doubt in the 2010’s and Modern Day Era. He’s definitely the 3rd best shooting guard behind Jordan and Kobe. He single handedly carried the Houston Rockets for a whole decade, never missed the playoffs. He won sixth man of the year starting his career as a bench player and turned into a MVP in 2018. People say he doesn’t play defense but he’s definitely not a defensive liability. He’s a clutch scorer and shooter. Nobody was beating that Prime Houston Rockets besides the Golden State Warriors but Harden was able to bring the rockets to the western conference finals multiple times and bringing the Kevin Durant warriors to 7 games, If CP3 doesn’t get injured they probably beat the Cavs in the Finals that year. He won 3 scoring titles and was a 2 time assist leader. Was a 10x Allstar which he should have like 13 allstar appearances. He made the 75th Anniversary team no doubt about it. Had 6 all nba 1st teams but should’ve had 8. He was robbed of MVP 3 times and is undoubtedly the most Hated NBA Superstar because of how great he was. All your favorite teams couldn’t guard James Harden. He reshaped the way kids play the game with his Stepback 3. He’s now 2nd all time for 3pt makes and it’s ALL FROM STEPBACK 3’s!! Averaging 30+ for 5 years straight. When he retires his Jersey will be retired by the Houston Rockets and he’ll be a Hall of Famer. and 2k Please update his All time Rockets Overall to a 98. He really was that Good.

Hey dad, Describe james harden for me?

Dad: James Harden is the G.O.A.T

by RealKidOutHere_ November 27, 2024

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