Mom Hair

When a woman who has long hair cuts it very short. Usually done after having a child when the woman has no time to deal with her hair.

You remember how long her hair used to be? Now she's got that weird Mom Hair going on.

by Dominikat April 22, 2008

scene hair

Girls;
- block fringe covering the eyes/just above the eyes OR can be tied to the side
- if tied to the side, it has to be tied using cute clips and hair grips.
- added volume & spiked/lifted up in the back using lots of hairspray.
- leopard/camo/polka dot headband worn mostly when the fringe is down.
- bows&ribbons worn in hair.
- usually jet black/white blonde, sometimes with one bright colour streak.
- (black/blonde/colour) extensions are NEEDED.!

Guys;
- block fringe / long or short side fringe, sometimes covering the eyes (the same as girls').
- hairspray is used to give volume to the hair/spike it up at the back.
- ALWAYS layered at the sides of the face and at the back, sometimes on the fringe (unless it's a proper block fringe).
- usually jet black / white blonde, with streak(s) of the opposite colour at the side/fringe.
- sometimes a shoulder length tip on the side of the fringe (right by the face) and the rest of the hair cut shorter.
- bows are sometimes worn.
- bandana (red/black/white) is worn as a headband.

black layered hair with one white blonde streak at the side/fringe, excessive hairspray used at the back to spike up.

omfg i've run out of hairspray, i'm not going outsideeee
(not insulting, it's what i say :!)

I NEED MORE HAIRSPRAY IN MY SCENE HAIR -tantrum-.

by voguehorror September 11, 2006

love peace and hair grease

another way of saying 'bye' or 'cyalater'

amy: im gonna go
hally: okay
amy: love, peace and hair grease
hally: werd

by akldjsgdagkjahsdkj May 13, 2005

Hair Tie

The thing that always goes missing when you need it even though we've got around 4 stretched to the size of our wrists on everyday. Other word for a hair bobble .

Oh fuck, my hair tie is gone again. Doesn't matter I'll use this one.

by cacti are spikey November 5, 2018

Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

jail hair

Color-treated hair with at least 2" or 3" of contrasting natural hair color "roots" prominently visible - especially blond hair with dark "roots". Typically observed in newspaper photos of individuals, most frequently women, about to go on trial after spending a few months in jail without access to hair color. Also observed in Wal-Mart and grocery store checkout lines.

Check out that jail hair - I always suspected that she was a bleach blond.

by eniprol February 2, 2013

Chav Haircut

A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.

It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.

This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.

-How would you like your hair today sir?

- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.

by Righty Tossbag June 7, 2022