Hog

Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.

Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"

by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

hogs

female tits.

Girl: wanna see my tits?

Any Guy: Don’t send me pics of your boobs girl, u know ur worth more than that but YEAH LETS SEE THEM HOGS

by rando bando January 31, 2019

hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.

Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!

by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017

Bush Hog

A lesbian

What do you call a lesbian with more than one lover? A Bush Hog!

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

sugar hog

Like a Sugar mamma but she’s fat with money

That lady sure is a sugar hog

by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023

rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023