Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.

Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.

by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020

Apple Hog

A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.

Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.

by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021

Hog

Hi how are you I did you get your homework and your phone number so so sorry to miss your call bye love bye see if I wanna was.

I hog you now now go to your room and do your homework.

by Tefvb June 20, 2019

Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

by toefu January 13, 2023

hog

1. a greedy person.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.

1. "Don't be such a hog; leave some cake for the others."
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019