her imperial todd

1. A combination of two characters: Her Imperial Condescension & Todd Howard.

2. Generally hated by both HS Fanbase and Bethesda Fanbase.

3. Can also be abbreviated as HIT.
Oh god, why is Her Imperial Todd even a thing? I hate both of them.
by HerImperialBethesdan June 13, 2019
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charge one to her

to fantasize about someone while masturbating, as if using credit
Guy#1 -"Man that girl is hot"
Guy#2 -"Yeah, I'll charge one to her tonight."
by this is my box February 09, 2009
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Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant
Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!
by BigChungus0321 January 02, 2020
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Tie her shoes

V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation
Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.
by Fletchmastaflex May 10, 2012
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put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass
I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.
by whiskerdick April 19, 2010
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keep her lit

Keep going. Do not stop. Used as encouragement. Often used as a parting cry.

Originated from a story about an IRA ambush on the SAS near Cappagh in Co Tyrone when one IRA volunteer remarked to another who was firing on the SAS vehicle "Keep her lit!" meaning to continue firing.

Has taken on common usage among Irish republicans especially in the north of Ireland and Co Tyrone.

Has recently received national focus due to a campaign by radio host Hectoc O hEochagain on RTE 2fm
One IRA volunteer to another "Keep her lit, them SAS men are still moving"

One departing friend to his mates "I'm off lads, keep her lit!"
by FlameSustainer May 12, 2011
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Read her beads

To tell someone (her) off.
My gurl Christy was going on about how dope her new timberlands was and how lame my knock-off Fubu was until I read her beads. Bitch don't talk about my Fubu now.
by Pgh Kenn November 14, 2007
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