Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

hairy lisa

The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .

"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.

"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .

by Wouldntyoulike2knowmikewassous May 24, 2023

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.

He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.

by Lost in time June 7, 2023

Big white hairy balls

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

hairy hole

a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this

“oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole”

by L3BLOCK June 20, 2023