Hairy Candle

When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.

Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.

by Betty6969 July 17, 2021

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021

hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis

as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'

by Frodo79 February 24, 2014

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand

wow angus has a hairy butt hole

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .

Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!

by Think4yourslf April 21, 2025