Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 25, 2013

Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014

Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.

“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”

by anonymous July 3, 2025

hairy ass taco

When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it

I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly

by Homie wit a white pecker February 10, 2018

hairy tit

a hard hairy boobie that you suck on

YO THATS A NICE HAIRY TIT

by chicken 5 January 21, 2020