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OG Gorilla Man

Literally Isaac Mogaka on steroids.
That peach boory distracts everyone
Damn look, It’s OG Gorilla Man wit hella ass on video call.
by Ayuub _ 323 April 3, 2020
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Gorilla Tag

a vr game about gorillas (monkes)

from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household

theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”

guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”

guy 1: “you wanna play?”

guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*

*another example*

guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”

guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”

guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”

guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”

*another another example*

mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”

son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*

*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*

*another another another example*

kid: “you wanna play minigames?”

guy: “shut the fuck up!”

*another another another another example*

guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”

guy 1: “what is it?”

guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”

guy 1: “sure!”

*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 8, 2024
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Gorilla

An English professor named Richards, wife.
Richards is fucking his gorilla again…
by I hate gringos September 30, 2022
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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
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gorilla cheese sandwich

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...
Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.
by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023
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Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras
Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla
by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023
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Vanilla gorilla

Look at that vanilla gorilla, so boring and basic.
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