golden cowbell

When you're pissing on a girls head and you smack your dick against her face while repeating the words " ding dong ding dong"

Last night while I was fucking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so I grabbed her by the utters and gave her a golden cowbell!

by ReelDebt August 7, 2017

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

golden taco

Pissing in a girls spread pussy hole.

Dude, I she was drunk I gave her the Golden Taco!

by MadHogHead April 15, 2017

golden lantern

The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. Less common but more gratifying than a Golden Shower, where, one person urinates on another.

I love when my boyfriend gives me a golden lantern!

by Poo mo July 11, 2017

Golden strawberry

A golden shower when the girl is on her period.

Tina was on her period so I had her give me a golden strawberry.

by Crontastic March 11, 2020

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Golden Necklace

A Golden Necklace is the highest form of admiration. When a male gives a female a 10kt, 14kt, or 24kt necklace. The games have ended. Only love remains!

He gave her a Golden Necklace then we all knew. He only had eyes for her and she for him.

by Mamacita Rita April 2, 2023