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Facebook Twin

Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.

Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.

Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.

Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
by deathbymaumau September 9, 2011
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Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
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facebook friend whore

n. any person who responds to friend requests, no matter if they know that person or not.
"Kevin is such a facebook friend whore....he doesn't have a clue about many of the people on his list."
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"
by BlackRock Woman September 20, 2012
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Facebook Integrity

The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.
“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”
by The Real Alex Peters September 8, 2013
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Facebook Uncle

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world
No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle
by gayfawkes April 13, 2015
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facebook mom

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes
vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.
by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020
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