Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.

Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

by crazycoay123 January 07, 2022

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023

English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.

C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.

by VikingOfBG October 09, 2018

'Zara' English

A fine ass teenager who's fine as hell for no reason, rich as hell but doesn't want to admit it, doesn't like anyone, got hard rock abs, doesn't show her face to anyone even she's looking fine half of the time. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUU BRUHHHHHH.

'Zara' English is so bad imagine spending a night with her.

by Emily Cane April 08, 2021

Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

by E_Man_24 June 23, 2021

Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019