earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.

Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.

by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009

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earthfood

earthfood; anything that makes the earth healthy....

like compost, peelings, apple cores, leaves...its all earthfood!

by cocoplain (i am cocplain) November 12, 2010

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Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip April 17, 2011

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Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 25, 2011

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