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Balloon’s Head Disease

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.
by Sonar System September 15, 2023
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carbon-induced disease

A carbon-induced disease is a disease that is induced by carbon.
"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.
by 69Ryan420 June 13, 2022
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Bubble Skin Disease

The Bubble Skin disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It’s deadly in some cases but can be cured.

It was created from

The illness born from those suffering from unrequited love in which the patient starts to get bubbles appearing on their skin that makes it irritated and itchy causing the victim to scratch at it. Think of eczema for a real life comparison.

The disease causes the victim to non-stop scratch at the bubbles on their skin causing them to pop and leave permanent scares on their skin. In some rare cases if the subject scratches hard or deep enough to create open wounds the bubbles can release the same toxic substance that scares their skin into the blood stream which can danger the victim of death.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in a friendship type way. Although the damages already sustained from the disease won't disappear along with the illness.
He stared down as he scratched at his irritated and itchy skin covered with bubbles tears streaming down his face. The bubbles created a subtle popping sound as blood started to build up under his nails. He didn’t want to keep scratching. He wanted to ignore it and wait for it to pass, but he couldn’t, his body forced him to keep scratching at the bubbles on the surface. That is the curse of the Bubble Skin disease.
by VENdyMachine June 27, 2022
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White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
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Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.
Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
by george jenkys October 27, 2010
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kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!
by Just The Facts January 8, 2006
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Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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