[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.

"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"

by Hope Snow February 21, 2009

Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.

She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.

by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009

Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners

Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae

by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.

Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease

by george jenkys October 27, 2010

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

Mad Sow Disease

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.

I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.

by Guy O March 18, 2011