wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 03, 2021

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 12, 2018

Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.

She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.

by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 06, 2015

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.

Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease

by george jenkys October 26, 2010

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

by Just The Facts January 08, 2006

Mad Sow Disease

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.

I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.

by Guy O March 03, 2011