Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

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Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.

Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding

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Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

“Yeah man”

by Babispxt August 9, 2022

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Ding Chilling

An alteration to "Bing chilling" from 2 other memes with one being a Chinese promotion for a ice cream brand which stared the wrestler John Cena and is a meme about the way he pronounces the word "ice-cream" in mandarin 冰淇淋 (bīng qí lín) which is altered by the American audience to Bing Chilling. It is also an altered meme of the "my new character" being "Just a chill guy." The alteration to Bing Chilling is because Ding Liren (a Chinese grand master at chess) is a combination of the 2 memes from Ding Liren being shown lounging during the 2024 world chess championship making the audience joke about how chill he is and the fact that Bing and Ding coincidentally rhymes.

Ding Chilling

ding is just a chill guy.

by Josol December 1, 2024

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