ding master

An insulting word for someone bad at something or for someone incredibly dumb

Ricky : * smashes phone with rock *

John : Ricky youbfucking ding master why’d you do that

by Daking9000 January 29, 2018

Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

mada fada fing ding

A roast used by middle school boys in the Midwest when someone is being dumb

Me:*puts up peace sign*
Guy bestie: with yo mada fada fing ding self

by Madafadafingdinglookinself June 2, 2019

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

by VeganMama March 11, 2022