Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

To Ding (verb)

To lose in a situation you initially appeared to be winning. Derived from Reading Football Club who do this in 90% of their games.

To Ding (verb)

"How did Mark get on with Sarah, he looked to be in there?"

"He had a chance to take her home, but missed his chance and then some other guy moved in."
"He Dinged it?"

"Proper Ding."

by oxodouble December 6, 2023

Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.

1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong

by Arithmitic February 25, 2022

ding master

An insulting word for someone bad at something or for someone incredibly dumb

Ricky : * smashes phone with rock *

John : Ricky youbfucking ding master why’d you do that

by Daking9000 January 29, 2018

dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

Ding

Sound effect frequently used in the place of or to accompany the word bellend.
Commonly accompanied by a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips of your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points to a foolish looking person* err, bellend...
Person2: *gestures* Ding ding

by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

Ding

A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.

(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"

by dingmaster January 12, 2010