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Get the Smack Danny Thursday mug.When a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his penis and smears marshmallow cream on his testicle before a girl performs oral. As his testicles stick to her face he has her tell him “it’s magically delicious”.
You can tell she got a mouthful of Danny’s lucky charms last night. She still has marshmallow in her hair.
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Get the Danny’s lucky charms mug.Danny is a really caring and good person. She’s the person you could talk to about anything, and she will always listen. There is a side of her that no one sees, which is her non-shy side. Once a danny is comfortable with you she will act extremely weird but in a good way, she’s just iconic. Danny might seem like a real joyful person, but she truly is sad in the inside (some times); but she hides it. Danny’s beautiful hair and eyes are one of a kind. She is beyond beautiful. You shouldn’t try to get on her bad side, she has a bitchy attitude. If danny doesn’t get her way, she will continue to be mad, until she gets what she wants. Danny is a strong person. Danny’s love for a person is unstoppable. She gives people chances until she feels like they are taking advantage of it. Get you a friend/partner like a danny.
OMG i met a danny today, i could see me and her being friends forever. She is such an amazing person.
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An amazing, incredible man who appears on Emmerdale and is an amazing actor. He is really good looking and deserves more recognition. Protect him from everything he deserves it.
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Get the danny miller mug.Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
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