Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023

isaac's dad

In a house. But, not his house

I'm fucking Isaac's dad 's daughter

by chickennuggets:) March 13, 2023

bunny dad

A guy who let's his pet rabbit rule his life

My friend is a bunny dad he does every thing for his bunny

by mulletman59 October 28, 2021

sesh dad

The Sesh crews dad. That either funds most of the Sesh. Or makes sure no one dies. Same as a sesh mum. But a little more masc and financially stable.

Chris - how was your Sesh?
Dave - great. Greg hit full Sesh daddy mode and made sure I didn’t die.

by Sesh daddy May 27, 2019

Connor's Dad

Is there dont worry :(

Connor's Dad is there :(

by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022