Don't eat ass in the halls

The #1 rule in schools

Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

by SRD65 January 29, 2022

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022

i do but i don't

the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.

wanna go to the movies?

i do but i don't

by drecoterie August 1, 2012

Boy if you don't

A term used in AAVE, which is a contraction of the phrase "Boy, if you do not" followed by a course of action and a consequence,(however the AAVE often omits to course of action due to it being conspicuous enough to determine via context, and it invariably leaves out the actual consequence unless it genuine) literally speaking, this is a threat, but is often used in a jocose manner with those whom it is socially acceptable to be crass with, especially to burlesque and ridicule an individual's behavior; in practice it typically something more along the lines of an irreverent request to perform a stated or otherwise apparent course of action, or advisory discouragement of the opposite. The phase may also have "git'choh" added on to the end, representing a contraction of "get your"; when used in this manner the term phase can also be used as a filler word to attach insults to in the form of attributing pejoritove adjectives to ones "ass"

P1: Bartender, lemme get a shot of tequila
P2: I'll have one, too.
P3: P2, ain't you the designated driver?

P2: I'll be fine, I'm only having 1.
P3: Boy, if you don't!
P2: Nigga, I can handle my liquor
P1: Actually, P2
P2: Boy if you don't git'choh inebriated ass out of this conversation
P1: Boy if you don't git'cho ashy-looking frail ass
P2: Enough! I'm having a shot and that's final.
P3: P2, we NEED a designated driver and I ain't tryna die because our chauffeur had no self-control. We covered you entrance fee and you agreed to stay sober and be the designated driver; now I'mma need you to pour out that shot.
P2: Fuck y'all! I'm doing the shot?
P3:Boy, if you don't pour out that shot, you gon' catch these hands
P2: Boy, if you don't git'choh your 5'4, malnourished-ass off my back!
P1: Nah, fuck that, P3 and I gon jump you.
P3: So what's it gonna be, P2?
P2, 'aight, 'aight I'mma chill (Pours out shotglass)

by Yeroner,Yoosumshit March 13, 2022

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

I don’t want to

Once you become a parent you hear this until you want to rip your damn ears off

billy: i don’t want to go to school

Father: shut the hell up billy

by The almanac November 13, 2017

don't be tappin' no back of my chair

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.

*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"

by - October 15, 2004