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curtilage disorder

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.
Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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Skz disorder

Once infected you’ll never be the same.💔Stray kids whoo dadadararara dadarara pararadadarara dararara
“I can’t go to school today mister i have skz disorder i need to stay home and watch changbin edits”
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Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018
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manic refresh disorder

a mental condition marked by needing to constantly refresh results on google, usually relating to presidential and senatorial elections.
The 2020 elections have given me manic refresh disorder.
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NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 27, 2021
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NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 27, 2021
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