Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!
by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011
by glizza88 January 08, 2021
When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and tongue fuck a girls butthole causing her to lunge forward and knocking herself out on your headboard. You then pound her ass like you did back when you were in college at WSU.
by Real Deal 2 April 07, 2020
When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit
by Gotm_oof October 01, 2017
She is a freaky person once her get to know her but she is also a very cautious and smart and does good choices and will love you unconditionally and will show u love at all times. But she will never turn down the option to make u feel happy 😏😉
by May 23 June 16, 2021
While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.
by HandsomeJames October 22, 2015
Sticking your own fingers in your ass and then licking it off, wanking and shouting "who's a dirty little bitch"
by It's not you, it's me May 12, 2020