Urban Dictionary

The drunk girl version of the Webster dictionary

I need to look up on the urban dictionary what life is... (A joke for people that were actually asking)

by Helpisnothere November 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is only for people with low self esteem to search up their own name and feel happy when it says something good about them. Some people go on to Urban Dictionary to search up something funny like pineapples. Pretty much no one goes on it for the intended reason the people made this site, to search up a slang just to figure out why people laugh when you say you need wood.

'Yo, have you been on urban dictionary?'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'

by your mum 69 21 May 8, 2019

urban dictionary

An online dictionary that will publish nothing you send them. They do this just to make you upset.

Man urban dictionary makes me cry.

by letsingercameron December 28, 2013

Urban Dictionary

What you call a really sexist, opinionated and fascist person. Someone who thinks it's fine to poke fun at women ALL the time, in a really disgusting way, but gets all upset and hurt when someone says something he doesn't like.

A: that Urban Dictionary over there just tried to stick a camera up my skirt and said I was overreacting when I told him to fuck off.
B: oh yeh, I know him, he's a total Bill Gates

by Healthyandpopular May 5, 2020

urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is a dictionary when people are the one who make the words and add them to the dictionary.

Urban dictionary is a dictionary that you can use!

by pirasan July 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A porn site for people who regularly get nerdgasms
P.S LOOK UP NERDGASM.

Urban Dictionary is my ship with snapchat

by XxTaxne February 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place for teenagers who know nothing about politics to vent about politicians.

pictured below is the level of idiocy of most Urban Dictionary users

by STAN THE DONUT MAN January 27, 2017