Clotted Cream

Students at a stupid and expensive private school- white rich and thick.

Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream

by mmaazzzzaaP February 19, 2017

Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops

Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.

by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014

creaming goerge

when you cum on a guy sleeping

i took a creaming goerge on your mums face last night

by creaminggoerge July 7, 2011

Cream Bomb

Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.

"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."

by Kindsey Lingus May 19, 2012

ice cream

the universal depression reverser

“i think i’m depressed”
“dude lets go for ice cream”
*un-depressed*

by bi*tvhuthot November 21, 2019

Chest Cream

A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.

This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011