layer cake

Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.

That woman's layer cake is jiggling whilst riding on the back of that motorcycle.

by KingConyers September 8, 2009

Cake

A delicious pastry often eaten with company such as the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

by ShaunGreiner December 8, 2007

layer cake

The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.

Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!

by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009

Packaged Cake

A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.

That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.

by the_tmo_rebirth February 13, 2006

carrot-cake

(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.

1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...

by Noor , xx March 16, 2008

CAKE

The best 90's band..ever

CAKE : "The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles
From rear view mirrors"

by czydisc June 11, 2009

louisiana crab cake

when performing 69 and the girl defacates on your face from excitement.

The bitch gave me a Louisiana Crab Cake!!

by bigwheat February 9, 2004