Grindstone Cowboys

In every Little League, two dads always do the work of 80 volunteers.

Sheila said, "Travis & Chris work the field for every game, even the ones their own kids don't play in!" Bob replied, "They are the Grindstone Cowboys."

by Kobayish June 24, 2024

Cowboy

Something you call someone when you want to do sexual acts with them.

"Wow Cowboy, that was impressive!"

by wow.2349.wow April 28, 2023

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

Whipped Cream Cowboy

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.

Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.

by raspberrytigerrawr May 5, 2022

cowboy cheese

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.

Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.

by bellagay May 16, 2018

cowboy

To want to be a cowboy is to want to kill yourself. it comes from cowboys using ropes and knowing how to tie knots, including the knot used for hanging. "cowboy" can be replaced with "sailor," as sailors are also known for knot-tying, if not more so than cowboys.
Comes from the comment section of the YouTube video, "Knots used for hanging," from YouTube channel Textbook of Knotting.

"i can't handle this pressure anymore
i'm quitting my job to become the #1 cowboy" - @althenea

by ohmyjesusfuck May 25, 2025

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024