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Courtney

someone obsessed with duct tape, pirating movies, playing water polo, the color grey, and eating.

a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."

she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,
That's such a Courtney.
by angstypirate94 October 21, 2008
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Court-Marshall

Susan had double D's so i Court-Marshalled her
by ass-violater October 9, 2011
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courtesy call

when someone is about to leave the bathroom after leaving a bomb in the john next to you without flushing, you have to call him back to give a courtesy flush
man 1: (hears other person leave without flushing) HEY! give a courtesy flush there mate.
man 2: oh sorry there bud, thanks for the courtesy call. i did leave a massive trump in the shitter there

man 1:no problem mate.
by fuqbi32 September 5, 2017
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Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
by kwamenace March 30, 2009
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Cougsta

A being of pure greatness. The embodiment of all that is fucking awesome in this udderly pathetic society.
"Holy shit man I should shoot myself cause I have just met the Cougsta and have been shown that I am useless to this world."
by Dave November 25, 2004
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courtesy time

the appropriate time and privacy needed to go number two.
Hey, perhaps I could meet you in the lobby, I need some courtesy time.
-OR-
PU, you stink, why don't I turn up the music & light a match...you seem to need some courtesy time.
by Effin Jane December 28, 2008
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Courtney Jean Sheehan

Its a girl, a girl that is like no other. A girl that will blow your mind just when she looks at you! She is kind to everyone and always will be. Her looks are off the charts, and doesn't even realize it. Her smile.... will take your breath away! If god himself saw that smile he would die of a heart attack! She is my everything and always will be! She is the reason why i fight, the reason that I live! Courtney Jean Sheehan, I love you!
A girl that you love more then anyone in the world, a girl that when you just think about her you go crazy. This girl doesn't have to be Courtney Jean Sheehan but can be any girl that you truly love, want to spend the rest of your life with.
by oscar pork August 2, 2010
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