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The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.
Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.
by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025
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Chair Thrower

An individual who, while confined in a school classroom, makes the decision to toss every large object he can get his hands on out the second story window. With no concern to those walking below.
Hey remember that time chair thrower threw a chair out the window, almost sliming some dude out?
by ToxicBuhs November 3, 2025
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Cuck chair

A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.

Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
Bruno said it’s a commentary on social dynamics, but I think he just built a Cuck Chair again.
by TheBulgy November 5, 2025
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Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.
My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
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Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 18, 2025
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Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole
“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair
by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025
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