A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.
Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.
by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025
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Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
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My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 18, 2025
Get the Chair Porn mug.a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
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