Captain America

Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.

"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"

by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018

Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018

Captain America

After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.

G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.

by Dprice91 September 27, 2017

Captain Morgan

When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.

I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose

by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017

Captain curious

A man who isn't sure of his sexuality quite yet and needs to get out in the world to figure himself out.

oh man i'm such a captain curious

by kcbc April 26, 2012

Captain Appropriate

1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.

Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"

Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006