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IL2 Sturmokiv Great Battles

War Thunder with better graphics, costly af that u could even sell a kidney and still not get it.
Friend:i cant afford IL2 Sturmokiv Great Battles
Me:Never Heard of War Thunder, kid
by SturerHellcatAT15 June 20, 2020
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no u battle

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"
Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*
by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020
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Let the battles begin

Smash fans and Final Fantasy fans alike have heard this song way too much.
I don't think this needs an example. Just let the battles begin
by Definitely not Tifa March 23, 2021
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Douche flute battle

These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....

Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?

Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
by NDG123 January 20, 2022
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Sonic Forces Speed Battle

Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.
I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream
by Tezighi February 9, 2022
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Auto rap battles

ah yes, the perfect roblox game to rap people.
only thing is nobody can rap, and theres a 1 in 2 chance you will find someone toxic.
nice, right?
P1: im gonna play auto rap battles.
P2: you have no experience in that game, you numpty.
by i guess im fucked. April 23, 2022
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bingus vs floppa epic battle

bingus vs floppa is an awesome battle between life and death
look at the bingus vs floppa epic battle
by the gig gaggedy goo April 26, 2022
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