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ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
mugGet the ding-a-ling blingmug.

bzz ding

When someone looks attractive but isn't a nice person.
Hot on the outside, but cold in the middle - like a microwave meal "bzz... ding"
What did you think of Faye Winter on Love Island?
Very bzz ding. Total microwave meal.
by OldSoup April 25, 2025
mugGet the bzz dingmug.

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
mugGet the Ding-dong Kittymug.

Ding Chilling

An alteration to "Bing chilling" from 2 other memes with one being a Chinese promotion for a ice cream brand which stared the wrestler John Cena and is a meme about the way he pronounces the word "ice-cream" in mandarin 冰淇淋 (bīng qí lín) which is altered by the American audience to Bing Chilling. It is also an altered meme of the "my new character" being "Just a chill guy." The alteration to Bing Chilling is because Ding Liren (a Chinese grand master at chess) is a combination of the 2 memes from Ding Liren being shown lounging during the 2024 world chess championship making the audience joke about how chill he is and the fact that Bing and Ding coincidentally rhymes.
Ding Chilling

ding is just a chill guy.
by Josol December 1, 2024
mugGet the Ding Chillingmug.

ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
mugGet the ding-dongmug.

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator
“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man
by Babispxt August 9, 2022
mugGet the Ding dong wing wong 9000mug.

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019
mugGet the ding ding barmug.

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